Noun. Wood callously and magically made out of zebra (if you'd have thought of it first, you'd have done it, too).
As in: The trip to the zoo was extremely profitable for Gary's zebrawood project.
(His giraffewood project, alas, is still only in the theoretical stages, but rest assured, koalawood and pandawood are a go!)
(Literally billions of people are shuddering in unison due to today's particular nonsense.)
(I don't blame them.)
(That's another lie.)