Thursday, April 30, 2015

A to Z Lies: Zebrawood (The Final Lie) (The Preceding Was Another Lie)

Zebrawood
Noun.  Wood callously and magically made out of zebra (if you'd have thought of it first, you'd have done it, too).

As in: The trip to the zoo was extremely profitable for Gary's zebrawood project.

(His giraffewood project, alas, is still only in the theoretical stages, but rest assured, koalawood and pandawood are a go!)

(Literally billions of people are shuddering in unison due to today's particular nonsense.)

(I don't blame them.)

(That's another lie.)

6 comments:

  1. What a silly person you are! And congrats on completing the A-to-Z in a very silly fashion!!

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  2. You are very funny. Thank you so much for participating in the A to Z Challenge! You rock! Congrats on getting to the letter Z! Reminder: there will be an A to Z Reflections round on May 4th. There will be a Linky for it on the main blog, so please look for it there! Please post your reflections on the challenge, visit others, and catch up on the blogs you didn't have time to read! (ONLY if you want to)

    Team Macha, Helping Co-Host Zalka
    Maui Jungalow

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  3. Funny! Congrats on finishing the challenge!

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