Noun. What historians will know our era as (i.e. the Yard Age), owing to our curious predilection for obsessively curating...yards.
As in: [Distinguished historian, whom we will call Captain Julio for no compelling reason, speaking] "We have long suspected that the yardage was determined not by humans but by their canine overlords."
(Officially, the dogs let the dogs out. Yo. So sayeth Captain Julio.)