Noun. What historians will know our era as (i.e. the Yard Age), owing to our curious predilection for obsessively curating...yards.
As in: [Distinguished historian, whom we will call Captain Julio for no compelling reason, speaking] "We have long suspected that the yardage was determined not by humans but by their canine overlords."
(Officially, the dogs let the dogs out. Yo. So sayeth Captain Julio.)
Dogs the overlords!
ReplyDeleteThey absolutely are.
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