Saturday, April 24, 2021

Court Jester, Page 1 (of 1)

PAGE ONE

Panel 1
A grizzly corpse stuffed in a barrel.

CAPTION: Accounts of the Ferryman’s activities tend to be greatly exaggerated.

CAPTION: His “battles with the Court Jester,” for instance.

CAPTION: Tabloid fodder.

CAPTION: Court Jester remains unidentified. Uncaught. At large. A serial killer. His capture, let alone many, wish-fulfillment. His handiwork, the stuff of urban legend. Nightmares, really.

CAPTION: Known only, besides the trail of bodies, by the letters he invariably addresses to the mayor of Hun City...

Panel 2
Hacked up remains in a grave partially uncovered.

CAPTION: “Dear Mayor...”

CAPTION: “I had a vision the other day, of a city filled with dancing people.”

CAPTION: “One could argue, corpses don’t dance, but I say that guy would be no fun at a party.”

Panel 3
A body soaked in blood, stabbed to death in an alley.

CAPTION: “Dear Mayor...”

CAPTION: “We live in a society that has lost its grip on reality.”

CAPTION: “Can I really be blamed for wanting to help things feel just a little more real?”

Panel 4
A corpse with its eyes having been removed.

CAPTION: “Dear Mayor...”

CAPTION: “Every time your laws close in on my activities, I have to find creative new ways to become harder to see...”

Panel 5
A corpse in a crude facsimile of the Ferryman’s costume.

CAPTION: “Dear Mayor...”

CAPTION: “I know he’s not your fault, but could you please do something about the Ferryman?”

CAPTION: “It’s just, he’s always threatening to cramp my style.”

CAPTION: “What I’m saying is, he’s inconvenient.”

CAPTION: “And even if he ends up stopping me, at some point you’re gonna have to stop him, too.”

CAPTION: “Either way, the story remains the same.”

CAPTION: “Yours as a faithful servant,”

CAPTION: “Court Jester”

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