Rory 1

Rory, who after having taken his medication given him by a comic book convention goer dressed as a Viking, became convinced he was king of a tent community, took one look at his kingdom, and saw a cactus, which he decided to chop down with an ax, but he saw it was a fake cactus, filled with gears, which he decided to sell, was paid handsomely for, and so he was able to afford a shield, to protect him from usurpers.  All in all, a good deal.