Quadrille
Noun. A drill that for some reason has four bits permanently attached.
As in: I was spending some quality time in the workshop, but everything went wrong the minute I tried using that ridiculously inconvenient quadrille (I mean, who designs these things anyway, the French; well, that would certainly explain the otherwise pointless "e" at the end, right?).
(Also, under no circumstances should you dance while holding a quadrille. Bad things happen, folks.)
Monday, April 20, 2015
Saturday, April 18, 2015
A to Z Lies: Pyrex
Pyrex
Noun. The king of pies.
As in: A full-on peanut butter pie would absolutely be the pyrex.
(Also, peanut butter: It's the best ingredient in anything. It's also acceptable as the only ingredient.)
Noun. The king of pies.
As in: A full-on peanut butter pie would absolutely be the pyrex.
(Also, peanut butter: It's the best ingredient in anything. It's also acceptable as the only ingredient.)
Friday, April 17, 2015
A to Z Lies: Ostrogoth
Ostrogoth
Proper noun. A subset of society that has been ostracized.
As in: [Fill-in-the-blank]s have long been ostrogoths.
(Sorry. This one's not particularly funny.)
Proper noun. A subset of society that has been ostracized.
As in: [Fill-in-the-blank]s have long been ostrogoths.
(Sorry. This one's not particularly funny.)
Thursday, April 16, 2015
A to Z Lies: Nirvana
Nirvana
Noun. Something that smells like teen spirit.
As in: I don't want to go anywhere near that room; it reeks of nirvana.
(Sorry. Some of these just write themselves.)
Noun. Something that smells like teen spirit.
As in: I don't want to go anywhere near that room; it reeks of nirvana.
(Sorry. Some of these just write themselves.)
Wednesday, April 15, 2015
A to Z: Moron
Moron
Adjective. used to describe someone who is generally considered to be on-point.
As in: Expect to see a lot of moron politicians during the next round of elections.
(Zing!)
(I feel compelled to further elucidate this one: "moron" in this case as in "more on." Also, "moron.")
(Yeah, this one this still a groaner.)
Adjective. used to describe someone who is generally considered to be on-point.
As in: Expect to see a lot of moron politicians during the next round of elections.
(Zing!)
(I feel compelled to further elucidate this one: "moron" in this case as in "more on." Also, "moron.")
(Yeah, this one this still a groaner.)
Tuesday, April 14, 2015
A to Z Lies: Live
Live
Noun. The number five in a society that does not have the letter "f."
As in: There were live days of the week among the Knockolls.
(Also, the Knockolls are prone in general for language that seems to have no grammatical integrity. They are frequently inbred, however, and often forum.)
Noun. The number five in a society that does not have the letter "f."
As in: There were live days of the week among the Knockolls.
(Also, the Knockolls are prone in general for language that seems to have no grammatical integrity. They are frequently inbred, however, and often forum.)
Monday, April 13, 2015
A to Z Lies: Koodoo
Koodoo
Noun. An expletive of the Star Wars alien species Dug. Not to be confused with "poodoo."
As in: "You're Jedi koodoo," Sebulba said.
("Oh yeah? You're a poopy head," Yoda replied.)
("Also," Yoda continued, "why am I even talking to you, and would it have been so difficult to use my distinctive speech pattern in forming either response?")
("Yes," Sebulba said. And then bit the head off his snack.)
Noun. An expletive of the Star Wars alien species Dug. Not to be confused with "poodoo."
As in: "You're Jedi koodoo," Sebulba said.
("Oh yeah? You're a poopy head," Yoda replied.)
("Also," Yoda continued, "why am I even talking to you, and would it have been so difficult to use my distinctive speech pattern in forming either response?")
("Yes," Sebulba said. And then bit the head off his snack.)
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