Joule
Noun. This is literally a misspelling of "jewel." Yeah.
As in: My nephew references "joules" in one of the pieces of schoolwork littering his room. (Of course it was endearing.)
Saturday, April 11, 2015
Friday, April 10, 2015
A to Z Lies: Inroad
Inroad
Noun. A road within a road.
As in: Only Jack Sparrow, in full forum state, could successfully locate an inroad.
Noun. A road within a road.
As in: Only Jack Sparrow, in full forum state, could successfully locate an inroad.
Thursday, April 9, 2015
A to Z Lies: Heptagon
Heptagon
Noun. A square that is actually cool.
As in: Bill Nye is definitely heptagon.
Noun. A square that is actually cool.
As in: Bill Nye is definitely heptagon.
Wednesday, April 8, 2015
A to Z Lies: Goo
Goo
Proper Noun. This is the name a little white cat will use at some point in the future.
See also: Boo. Woo. Amanda.
As in: Goo is one of three finalists sitting in front of the jury at the end of Survivor next season.
(She will not win.)
I'm sorry, I should apologize:
SPOILER ALERT
Goo is one of three finalists sitting in front of the jury at the end of Survivor next season.
Proper Noun. This is the name a little white cat will use at some point in the future.
See also: Boo. Woo. Amanda.
As in: Goo is one of three finalists sitting in front of the jury at the end of Survivor next season.
(She will not win.)
I'm sorry, I should apologize:
SPOILER ALERT
Goo is one of three finalists sitting in front of the jury at the end of Survivor next season.
Tuesday, April 7, 2015
A to Z Lies: Forum
Forum
Adjective. To have declared one's alcoholic preferences squarely in favor of rum.
As in: Jack Sparrow, forum, stumbled across the decks of his ship, a condition that naturally had nothing to do with the status of the waters on which it floated, but rather the liquid floating around in him.
(No, let's try that again.)
(Naturally, I blame James Bond.)
Jack Sparrow is known as a forum man. (To clarify, this is most certainly not to be confused with the quality of his conversation.)
(Yeah, I'm not making this one much easier, am I?)
Owing to his forum state, Jack Sparrow believed it was appropriate to be discussing philosophy with a crab.
(Anyway, you get it.)
Adjective. To have declared one's alcoholic preferences squarely in favor of rum.
As in: Jack Sparrow, forum, stumbled across the decks of his ship, a condition that naturally had nothing to do with the status of the waters on which it floated, but rather the liquid floating around in him.
(No, let's try that again.)
(Naturally, I blame James Bond.)
Jack Sparrow is known as a forum man. (To clarify, this is most certainly not to be confused with the quality of his conversation.)
(Yeah, I'm not making this one much easier, am I?)
Owing to his forum state, Jack Sparrow believed it was appropriate to be discussing philosophy with a crab.
(Anyway, you get it.)
Monday, April 6, 2015
A to Z Lies: Enterprise
Enterprise
Noun. The gift you receive for entering a contest.
As in: I was the worst one at the audition but they still gave me an enterprise. (The only downside is that it was Simon Cowell recording his reaction for my answering service. "That was without a doubt the worst rendition of a cat screeching I've ever heard. And I've been to Paula's house.")
Noun. The gift you receive for entering a contest.
As in: I was the worst one at the audition but they still gave me an enterprise. (The only downside is that it was Simon Cowell recording his reaction for my answering service. "That was without a doubt the worst rendition of a cat screeching I've ever heard. And I've been to Paula's house.")
Saturday, April 4, 2015
A to Z Lies: Doleful
Doleful
Adjective. To have eaten Bob Dole.
As in: Bill Clinton won the '96 election mostly because he was doleful.
Adjective. To have eaten Bob Dole.
As in: Bill Clinton won the '96 election mostly because he was doleful.
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